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Max Glenister

I've been over this with my 6-year-old lately, and the golden line is definitely

Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg. The Batmobile has lost a wheel and the Joker got away

Jingle Bells (Batman Smells): an incomplete festive folk-rhyme taxonomy
Gather round the fire, everyone, and let me tell you a story. It has everything you could want in a Christmas blockbuster: superheroes and villains, a car crash, children singing, a mystery to solv…